Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
you said youd get me home safely, you dropped me off at 9:30 last night and i just woke up on my porch.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
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