Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
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The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
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Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
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