so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
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I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
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Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
True strength comes from lack of pants
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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