i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
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He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
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You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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