Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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