Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
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