she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
so i stopped by cvs on the way home this morning, turns out hallmark doesnt make an im sorry my friend puked on your friend card, call me if were still speaking
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
Me and your penis are best friends. You don't know it, but I whisper my secrets whenever I give you blowjobs. We even have a secret handshake. We can't be separated from each other. We just can't.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
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