i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
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He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
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