At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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