brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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