if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
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