No, drunk sperm still make babies.
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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