He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
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