there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
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He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
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I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
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