where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
Alive.
So much puke
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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