Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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