Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
ya dads aren't the best wingmen
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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