hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
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