My key broke off while I was turning the key. I can't pull the broken key out. Not only am i locked outside, so is the rest of the building.
Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
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