if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
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