at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
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TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
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How many of my Tinder dates can my Christian roommate accidentally meet in the hallway at 3am before she's horrified and moves out?
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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