it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
cab driver gave us mini bottles of jd for the ride home & proceeded to run every red light. wonder how many bottles he drank.
I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
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