brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I CAN MOONWALK!
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
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