I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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