Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
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and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
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i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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