who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
She's like a pop up book from hell.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
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She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
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be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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