Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
whose parrot is this?
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
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