People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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