Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
I don't want my vagina anymore.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
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