Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
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i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
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I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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