Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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