I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
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I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
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He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
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