She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
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