saw you had $9 in your checking acct, left $20 on your dresser so you won't be a whore this weekend
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
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