I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
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