Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
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