Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
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