how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
I just watched an old episode of Daria while eating brownies to cure day drunkness. Clearly I'm winning at adulting today.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
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