hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
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dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
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We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
but dude how did I get so drunk?
Pretty sure it happened right after you poured a shot of Wild Turkey into your Budweiser, chugged it, and screamed "I. NEVER. BACK. DOWN!"
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