He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
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