Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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