if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
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you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
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After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
I'm drunk and don't know where I am. There's a giant metal penguin if that helps.
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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