We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
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Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
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Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
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