I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
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I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
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I'm at about main and main street
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
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