no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
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well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
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I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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