I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
Vodka?
Forever.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
Randomize