i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
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That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
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I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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