you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
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Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
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You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
Holy sore nipples Batman
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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