sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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