I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
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