can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
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You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
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Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
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