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Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
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so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
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I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
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