I'm drive I can fine osifer
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
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