try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
These 25 People Had Very Inappropriate Sexual Relations(hips)
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
These 31 People Are Lazier Than You Could Ever Imagine
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom