can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
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that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
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I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person