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I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow

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(248): I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow http://tfl.nu/a3vb

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I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!

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(516): I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up! http://tfl.nu/z9ns

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highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...

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(623): highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume... http://tfl.nu/i7v6

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My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.

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(610): My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing. http://tfl.nu/h8rn

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I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.

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(610): I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity. http://tfl.nu/4je5

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I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.

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(416): I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock. http://tfl.nu/lwgf

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i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again

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(415): i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again http://tfl.nu/roxu

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Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played

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(216): Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played http://tfl.nu/8t1m

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I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.

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(609): I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound. http://tfl.nu/4n17

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im sober

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you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive

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(815): im sober (920): you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive http://tfl.nu/hm58

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If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.

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(570): If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene. http://tfl.nu/rk7g

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I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me

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How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question

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(570): I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me (1-570): How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question http://tfl.nu/l5jk

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Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.

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(262): Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy. http://tfl.nu/dejh

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last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer

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(614): last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer http://tfl.nu/8528

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there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.

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(970): there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night. http://tfl.nu/aogr

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