I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Just got a call from someone claiming to be my son . How do I initiate a conversation. Tell me about the last eighteen years. And by the way who is your mom again?
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I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
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She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
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