yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
Me and your penis are best friends. You don't know it, but I whisper my secrets whenever I give you blowjobs. We even have a secret handshake. We can't be separated from each other. We just can't.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
Then, halfway through our conversation, I remembered what you drunkenly told me last night and was all "maintain eye contact, do not look at his massive penis".
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
Randomize
